Mommas R Us

Okay I know that the bible says to honor our mothers but uhm......well.......err........Let's see

I was watching television late the other night and saw something where the cameras were following around Allen Iverson's mother. Lawd Jesus! Come on. The whole show was so embarrassing. She had us up in the beauty shop while she got her tracks sewn in and she was acting like a groupie when she met up with LL Cool J (not that the rest of us wouldn't), she was in the fish shack, playing bingo and everything else. Newsflash momma! Allen is the star and you are his mother.

Recently Lebron James mother rand own on the court trying to fight some player that LeBron was arguing with. Uhm.....Can you not go to your son's job clowning. If he were a judge would you go in the court room and cuss out a defendant or plaintiff that didn't agree with his judgment.

Let's not forget Frankie, Keysia Cole's mother. I won't even get into half the things we've seen her do on the show and then she was "interesting" acting at the BET awards on the red carpet.

So I've decided to start a business. It's called Momma's R Us, When your mother just won't do we have a momma for you. LOL

Here at Momma's R Us we have a wonderful selection of charming and eloquent "mommas". They are available to accompany you to press conferences, award shows, reality shows, dinner and anywhere else where there might be a photo op. Our mommas are well coifed well spoken and well heeled. They will never embarrass you. You don't have to worry about them getting drunk and clowning in public. They won't wear tracks that don't match their skin tone and they definitely wont wind up on mediatakeout.com

Goodnight!